Ladies and Gentlemen of all ages!!! Welcome to the Judy and Emma (formerly known as Barnum and Bailey) Three Ring Circus!!
In the first ring, we have the incredible shrinking customer service of Universal Marine and RV of Rochester, MN! After numerous calls and inquiries, I have received not one message about my license plates or title after two months. Luckily, a local super woman, and friend, has stepped up to do battle for me with this elusive enemy. She will bug the crap out of them until this issue is resolved . Watch out Universal, SJ3 has your number!
And in ring number 2, we have the astoundingly magical entry stairs with a mind of their own! Even though the switch is set for the stairs to be constantly out on the rig, they have chosen to retract whenever the mood strikes them. This provides lots of audience excitement as the owner steps out into space with her faithful dog behind her! (It is a little hard on the heart of the owner :)) Perhaps someone will give her a parachute!
And last, but not least, we have in ring number 3 an unusual wildlife (?) exhibition. Picture this: Emma is quietly enjoying the evening air on her lead tethered to the picnic table. She suddenly starts barking, and her hair is on end! I try to fly out of the motorhome to quiet her, but must cling to the hand rail at the top of the steps waiting for them to eject. The cattle in the meadow begin making unusual noises. As I finally grab Emma's lead, I notice a fox running through the meadow next to the fence. I'm transported back to an old John Wayne movie as the cattle, in unison, begin a stampede! Interesting thing is that they are chasing after the fox! I'm sure that vixen made it back to her kits with another meal of ground squirrel, and the cattle went back to grazing. Just another day in the life of a fulltime circus. :)
Thanks for stopping by....talk to you later, Judy
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